I have a vagina and a good sense of humor and my iPod is full of good music like what else DO YOU WANT 

deathpup:

shrexything:

babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother

kokaiini:

daftpnk:

lyrics sites that dont let you copy & paste

I don’t know how that photo fits but it just does

jakemalik:

jakemalik:

jakemalik:

can’t sleep, guess i’ll go eat everything in my fridge

SOMEONE HELP